Illustrations of (My) Life

Hello, and welcome to another instalment in an ongoing occasional series I call Lazy Blog Posts.

As they say, a picture is worth a thousand words. Here are some photos which I thought were a pretty good short-cut to saying something about life.  Or in some cases just my life.

So without further ado: photos!

IRONY:

ASSHOLERY:

GRIEF: 

(saying goodbye to my Galaxy Note 7)

LOVE:

(I love calamari)

FAILS:

The posts said: 

"Say 'OK Google' and then 'Lumos' on an Android phone and your torch will come on!"

So I tried it and got this:

REJECTION

When your kids don't want you in the lounge room

FRUSTRATION (1):

When your husband always leaves the microwave like this:

FRUSTRATION (2):

Every god damn time

STEREOTYPES:

When your Dorito looks like a sombrero

GREAT UNANSWERED QUESTIONS:

Why?

HUMANITY:

I think this well-worn path says everything about human ingenuity, rebelliousness, striving, and laziness:

GENIUS:

Why aren't all picnic tables like this?

GOD DAMN IT

When the alt-right finds your pre-Primaries tweet:

GOD DAMN IT!:

I can't end with that.

MODERN LIFE

When your kids create an Instagram account for the dog

BEAUTY:

The sea will never let you down