As they say, a picture is worth a thousand words. Here are some photos which I thought were a pretty good short-cut to saying something about life. Or in some cases just my life.
So without further ado: photos!
(saying goodbye to my Galaxy Note 7)
(I love calamari)
The posts said:
"Say 'OK Google' and then 'Lumos' on an Android phone and your torch will come on!"
So I tried it and got this:
When your kids don't want you in the lounge room
When your husband always leaves the microwave like this:
Every god damn time
When your Dorito looks like a sombrero
GREAT UNANSWERED QUESTIONS:
I think this well-worn path says everything about human ingenuity, rebelliousness, striving, and laziness:
Why aren't all picnic tables like this?
GOD DAMN IT
When the alt-right finds your pre-Primaries tweet:
GOD DAMN IT!:
I can't end with that.
When your kids create an Instagram account for the dog
The sea will never let you down